Mattress Move
a move which a distressed man will perform while trying to fall asleep with a snoring partner. generally persists of a firm but gentle shoving from the edge of the mattress to the floor by way of the legs. usually results in heated argument.
man 1: “my wife was snoring like crazy last night. i had to pull a mattress move on her just to get some sleep. she ended up falling right off the bed.”
man 2: “i bet the fight after was nasty…..”
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