MATTRESS MUNCHER
a nancy boy or queer; a member of the “h-m-genized persuasion,” an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
greenwich village is the official “f-ggot capital of the world,” so i am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!
a “mattress muncher” is predominately male and of the same s-x perswation, having said that its not totaly necessary as long as one male or female is face down munching a mattress with something hard entering a lubricated hole, it could be any hole as long as there is a mattress and a person face down in that mattress.
she was face down taking it hard from behind, she was “mattress muncher” or more commonly used, elton john, what a “mattress munching” h-m-s-xual. not to be used solely in a negative way but to explain a certain style, having said that its a good cuss, p-ss off you matress munching bell end, possibly from the brighton area in the uk.
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