Mattress Penis
after attempting to start some s-xy times with your wife or girlfriend by rubbing your hard-on on her leg or against her back you get rejected or ignored, the respectable thing to do is hide your b-n-r in the mattress by laying on your stomach.
also referred to as mattress peen
i tried to s-x up my lady last night but ended up with mattress p-n-s
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