mattress smacker


either -n-l or straight s-x, while the bottom party is really enjoying it.
last night, i boned my girlfriend really hard for the very first time and she’s such a mattress smacker!

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    to have your s-xual partner jack you off then wipe off an excess then squeeze your p-n-s and make a little pearl of s-m-n come out of the urethra then p-ss it onto your s-xual partners face. dude, i totally gave your sister a peruvian pearl last night.

  • Peruvian Shower

    showering one self with large amounts of old spice in order to hide the horrible stench of body oder. dude u haven’t showered in days and smell like -ss. why don’t you take a peruvian shower before we go to the party.

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    a male, often middle-aged or older, who continually har-sses uninterested persons. they are often shunned by peers and not invited to gatherings, as it is known they will p-ss everyone off, by trying to screw every woman in sight, even if their spouse is present. the true perv -ss will not take no for an […]

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    a greeting phrase which is based on the words yo and ‘sup. very widespread, but with unknown origin. “yozup!” “just chillin’”


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