mattress talk
just like pillow talk except when you kick the pillows off in the throws of p-ssion and there arent any pillows to lay your head. so, pillow talk therefore becomes mattress talk.
girl: talking about her issues
guy: moving in for round 2, 3, and 4 while announcing it, hence the “mattress talk”
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