Matturbater
a nickname for a chronic masturbator.
it is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.
is usually found in a bas-m-nt, a library, h-ll anywhere where there is p-rn to access.
when not in its lair of p-rn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching p-rn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.
also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much dbz.
people chillin` , not knowing a matturbater is in the midst of their group: “i`m going to f-ckin p-ss out.“
matturbater: (in its head) “team america, f-ck yeah. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no p-ssword right here and not delete the history“
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