Matty Gee


what the australian population refers to as a gronk.

habitual liar, theif and downright sleaze bag who has uncontrollable offensive body odour.
he is a skinny looking rat who will try to f-ck your girlfriend at all costs.

be warned
matty gee : matty is short for matthew and gee is short for gronk

omfg he thinks hes all that but hes just a matty gee lol
someone who is incredibly stingy and instead of buying lube, uses shampoo or conditioner instead. matty is a fat f-ggot who enjoys r-mm-ng people and performing the cleveland steamer. he is an -sshole
p1: dude who is that guy?
p2: i know, he looks like such a matty gee

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