Matty Matty the Big Daddy
matt is a sometimes nice boy when its not the homecoming night. he spends most of his time creeping on facebook. he has a special liking towards freshmen girls and inappropriate crushes on most boys.
despite this, he is very handsome and can pull off almost any haircut. whether it be bald or mohawked, the big daddy is always looking fresh.
his favorite past time (besides facebook creeping) is being with danielle because he loves her taste in tv shows and doesn’t smell bad like the rest of his friends. matt is a sure stud and a definite keeper as long as its not homecoming.
“how did matt get that nickname?”-danielle
“let’s just say they dont call him matty matty the big daddy for nothing”-caroline
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