Matty McKibben
a super-hot guy from the mtv show “awkward”. he plays the most popular guy at the school but likes& f-cks the sometimes-pretty unpopular girl.
girl 1 “omg did u see awkward last night! matty mckibben and jenna hamilton f-cked…again!”
girl 2″yeah and matty yelped when he j-zzed …again!”
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