matuchize
named for a regular person made famous for placing bar tabs and restaurant checks on a credit card in order to raise capital for the evening, thus avoiding any atm or cash advance fees.
i need some beer money for the night…imma hafta matuchize this pizza bill. or – imma matuchize our lapdances so i gots tips for the stage.
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