matulation


(n.) the act of masturbating and -j-c-l-t-ng while in bed.

root origins: heb. mittah- bed

matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)
dude, she totally matulated last night– just look at the bed.

jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has s-x with their body guard.

the art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.

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