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• needta know

  this comes after hadta know it is when you have had a crush on someone for so many years and after she hadta know what your kiss was like you needta know how great she is in bed. she hadta know how i kissed, so she leaped on me like a spider monkey and then […]

• needyness

  the amount of attention and help that somebody requires to function. dude, rachel and me are over. i just got sick of buying her sh-t and treating her like a princess. her needyness level is just way to high for me right now.

• P.F.M.M.

  an acronym for “please f-ck my mouth.” sometimes a youthful female begins to speak, and regardless of the arrangement of their syllables or their intonation, it only sounds like “please . . . f-ck my mouth?” women who are unable to speak without propositioning men for oral s-x are found in all races, cl-sses, and […]

• Sticky John

  when a man loves a woman/man/half-woman-half-man/lamp, and they’re in a committed relationship built upon trust and a mutual confusion of asian culture, and he wants to express his love for her/him/shim/lamp, he has doggy-style s-x with her, and then pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s all over her/his/heris/lamp’s back and sticks an object to it such as […]

• PGFY

  please go f-ck yourself pgfy because you are p-ssing me off. please, go f-ck yourself. “patriot”: omg the nation’s deficit is increasing!! we can’t help the haitian people with our tax money!! person with an iq over 70: pgfy

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