mau mau


v. to incite a riot.
south central got mau maued after the rodney king trial.
originally black africans of the kikuyu tribe involved in an insurgency against white colonists in kenya. more recently, used as a racial slur against persons of african descent.
listen mau mau, you had best get these dishes washed right now or i’m going to fire your -ss!
a group of revolutionary africans led by former kenyan president jomo kenyata that used underground tactics to drive the white man out of their land. the actual word is an accronym standing for -mzungu aenda ulaya muafrica apata uhuru-. meaning -white man go abroad african find freedom/liberty.

the maumau were the first revolutionary organization to use violence against the whites’ oppressions.
1. to coerce with rough treatment

2.a ruffian or other troublesome person
(from a kenyan terrorist group of the 1950’s)

they tried to maumau him into lying in court.
a seksi wh-r- that doesn’t put out. but is still clearly a wh-r-.
often male, thus a man-wh-r-.
man, i wanted him so bad, but he was being such a maumau.. which only made me want him more.
bl-wj-b
man to woman on the street: “mau-mau?”
woman: “ten dollars”
man: “ok”
(…and off they go…)

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