Maubs


to be hugely fat to the point of no return in both social and physical circ-mstances. it is therefore short for ‘morbidly obese’.
omg i’d kill myself if i was maubs
short for morbidly obese. to be so hugely fat that there’s no possibility for redemption.
“man that guy across the road is so maubs!”

“does my b-tt look maubs in these?”

“i just ate so much, i’m such a maubs”

“everyone hates maubs”

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