mauled
to be eaten viciously
“did you hear about the guy who was eaten by the grizzly at yellowstone last week??”
“yeah dude, he was his lunch! the bear totally mauled him!”
to be defeated comprehensively
(in sport) – a really good shot
dude, you just got mauled by that guy
gilly mauled that short ball over midwicket
(i) to be overwhelmed by the effects of drink or drugs.
(ii) to be beaten by another person at a game or in any context whatsoever.
(iii) to sh-g a bird.
eg, “i was absolutely f-cking mauled last night”
eg, “i got completely mauled by/at ….”
eg, “did you maul laura last night?”
eg, “it was a 6-0 mauling”
eg, “i’m gonna give you a good f-cking mauling at pro evo”
stemming from the noun maul, mauled holds much different meaning. it means to be in great and utter distress, often to the brink of lerkdome. cullfestivites will undoubtedly commence after being mauled.
i mauled my maul.
i was rocking since i was so mauled.
can be used for anything mate nice one
“ill f-cking maul u”
“i just mauled myself”
“im absolutely f-cking mauled”
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