Maura Isles


maura isles is a chief medical examiner in the tv series rizzoli and isles. she is a beautiful, ‘in the closet’ lesbian with her best friend, detective jane rizzoli. although they both know they are in love with eachother, neither will actually admit it.
based on the bestselling rizzoli and isles books by tess gerritsen.
me: why won’t you just admit you’re gay?
friend: because i’m not gay!
me: stop being so maura isles and just admit it!

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