a boy every girl wants and fights for, he’s funny and has an interesting personality. oh and did i mention he’s lovable.
“d*mn maurico gets all the girls”
“f*ck you ashlynn, i liked maurico first!”
- texas tunnel
a texas tunnel is a stretched out v*g*n*l or *n*l region. after multiple babies, susie lamented that she now had a texas tunnel where her v*g*n* had been.
- white fork
another name for a typical white girl i’ve had so many pumpkin spice lattes this week, i’m such a white fork
a girl that will always say she secretly loves you the most even though she’s lying. she’s one of the greatest human beings on earth. smexy, gorgeous, and beautiful, she will always keep you happy. she will always want to be with you, a one of a kind girl and a very rare one. love […]
a person with a egg head with black hair and thinks there hard over instagram shut up beanan