Maurissa
a person with a free spirit and a kind heart. an individual that gives with no expectations. someone as beautiful on the inside as they are on the outside. someone you want to have in your corner.
that maurissa sure is a pool shark
a bad-ss rug munching lesbo who will b-tch slap your -ss back to africa if you f-ck with her.
the lesbian leg-lock is her speciality and she loves double fisting.
when it comes to men a maurissa usually has the ability to wrap her legs around your face, suck you in and spit you out!
most people want her (and lots get maurissas).
person 1: that girl is so hot!
person 2: i know – she’s such a maurissa!
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