Mauroni


n. the world’s most ba chorus teacher. has the piano skills of billy joel and the flowing tresses of vin diesel. always looks like whatever he is seeing is slightly bizarre and has a tie to go with every shirt.

v. to completely beast something; to do an amazing job.

adj. exceptionally fantastic
ex. 1- (kid 1) who do you think would win in a fight between chuck norris and mr. mauroni?
(kid 2) really? did you even have to ask that? mauroni would just have to look at chuck norris like he was crazy and chuck norris wouldn’t be able to handle it.

ex. 2- (kid 1) how do you think you did on your solo?
(kid 2) i think i mauroni’d it. the crowd went wild. i had to do two encores.

ex. 3- (kid 1) check out my new kicks.
(kid 2) wow. they’re so mauroni!
a well dressed bald man who is supremely talented in tickling the ivories, collecting post-it notes, and saying ‘good then.’
a really fly individual.
man, that guy is such a mauroni! can we be best friends?

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