Maury HoBitch
a portmanteau of maury povich with the words ho and b-tch. a woman with a litter of illegitimate children from different men,(usually fat and black,but also trashy white,a few hispanic, but never asian), that has no idea in the world who her baby’s fathers may be because she has been inseminated more times than her memory allows her to remember. an utterly insatiable nymphomanic. she is usually dirt poor and uneducated and is know in her hometown as the neighborhood sl-t, wh-r-, hood-rat, hoochie, ho, etc.. she always claims to be 100% positive that a certain man is her babies father just so she can get more welfare money and child support,but she knows in her mind that there is a 1 in 10 chance at best.
from the maury povich show.
jamal: “yo dee! hook me up with your cousin shawneeq. babe girl be lookin good!”
dee: “you sure about that! she gots like 10 kids from different dads, and i think she’s pregnant.”
jamal: “i didn’t know she was such a maury hob-tch! but still lemme get her number. she can’t get pregnant twice!
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