Mauryhole
similar to a glory hole. you have a hole cut in the wall with the intention of putting your c-ck through it. the caveat being a life size cardboard cut out of maury povich is stapled to wall. giving the illusion of sucking off maury. big fans of daytime television (usually fat housewives) fantasize tons about being able to suck off their tv god.
my wife and i talked about ways of spicing things up in bed recently. she brought of the idea of a mauryhole…i got an easy bl-wj-b out of it so who am i to say no?
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