Mause


the most incredible, unknown miracle of the univers. it started billion years ago, with the big bang theory.
eg1. look at the sky! what d’you see? it’s plane, it’s a bird? … no… is mause, it’s a mauseome thing.

eg2. hey, i saw your bff today. he’s nothing like mause. there’s no other like mause.
a state of mind where one finds oneself to be utterly freaked out and/or nauseated at an event, person or object yet entirely amused at the same time
“the whole thing was a total mause”.

“you are a big mauser!!”

“ugh. i am totally maused after listening to that conversation about ham and salt”.

“please stop adding salt to that mcm-ffin, you are making me mauseous”.

“stop mausing me with your ham stories!!”

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