mawg


middle aged white guy
bryan is only 44 but already he is a mawg.
(1) noun. acronym for “middle aged white guy” used to describe a suspicious older man. used by jon stewart on may 3, 2010 in satirical reference to media reports regarding the suspect police are searching for connected to the times square car bomb found and disarmed on may 1, 2010.

(2) verb. suspicious or sketchy mawg behavior.
“the daily show reported to be on the lookout for an islamic mentally-ill south park-hating mawg who may be connected to the car bomb in times square last weekend.”

“that guy at the end of the bar has been totally mawging me.”

“i saw some dude mawging around times square last weekend.”
middle aged white guy
bryan is only 44 but already he is a mawg.
middle-aged white guy
“i heard your dad voted for mccain.”

“what’s he gonna do? he’s a mawg.”
to devour or consume
“i am so hungry that i’m going to mawg that entire pizza.”

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