max headroom garment


refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient “excess looseness” in front of the wearer to allow someone’s else’s head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer’s bare chest without the garment’s having to be removed.
snuggly guy: i love how tiffany wears such a loose pj top to bed; it’s a really awesome “max headroom garment”, in that i can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her b–bs while we sleep, even when it’s too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep “topless”.

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