MAX jack


the act of riding on portland’s max lightrail without purchasing and/or validating a ticket. honest riders often forced into max jacking by out-of-order ticket dispensers and/or validator machines.
the rockwood validator was out of ink, so i had to max jack it all the way to beaverton.

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