Max Lerner
likes c-ck, mostly…sometimes is found by his roomate, me, playing with a large purple jelly p-n-s.
elton john, your mom (yes, he swallows), that guy from dawsons creek, boss 2, and most of 3, hammerschlag. other people who support the gay rights movement
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