Max Shumate


one of the best looking guys to be from the quad cities. modeled shortly for eyegl-sses. he is a conservative by heart. and do not get him angry, he will snap. otherwise hes awesome:)
i saw max shumate this weekend and he looked d-mn s-xy!

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