Max Yakubovich Day


an annual event where high school students gather to celebrate the gift of having max yakubovich present at a swim meet. an event worthy of fans dressing up and painting themselves while opponents cringe with fear.
“why are you wearing a shirt with max’s name on it?”
“because it’s max yakubovich day!”

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