maxaphilla
the art of raping new born babys first started by ben oldham
ben walks into a maternity ward
ben: oh look at all the babys i just want to love them all
ben picks up a baby boy and take of its nappy and looks at its d-ck and starts to cry
ben: this babys d-ck’s m-ssive i must rape it now
starnge sound come out of the ward and ben walks out a few minets later and gets chased out by securitt
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