maxim

the soft-p-rn magazine my brother has.
he got it for his birthday from one of my cousins.
a succinet formulation of a fundamental principle, general truth, or rule of conduct
the maxim was very powerful and everyone believed it.
an utterly worthless “men’s magazine” (men being 15 year olds) that’s about half advertis-m-nts, the other half consisting of articles encouraging you to buy certain hot, new products (read: more advertis-m-nts). though often purchased for its promise of t-tillating female celebrity photos, the american version fails completely at this task as it is afraid to show its models in anything less than conservative lingerie.
after getting to the eighth page of my new issue of maxim without seeing anything other than ads, i decided to close the idiotic periodical before i lost any more brain cells.
one who is very practical and seemingly stoic but unknown to many outsiders has a very sensitive disposition. maxims are composed of a rare mixture of professionalism and frat-tude, often glorified by their male peer base for outrageous behavior and profound judgments. maxims are adored by many female admirers due to their great backsides and choice of cologne. if you are ever caught alone with a maxim and he orders you the atrocious fire, you can guarantee it’s love.
don’t ever look a maxim in the eye when you are about to challenge his authority.
a laddie magazine, so softcore, they don’t show nipples or bush. p-rn for people who are afraid to buy p-rn. that being said, at least they have female celebrities in there.
omg! jennifer love hewitt was on the cover of maxim! we can gaze into her enormous cleavage once again!
stud m-ffin, m-ffin top, pumpkin, muscle man, giver and receiver of love badges
he’s maxim, enough said.
the star of the webcomic, a modest destiny.
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