maximiljana


midgetto di arban-ssi

she-male with a strap-on, long leggs, tiny waist, perfect b–bs, defying gravity 180-50-60, leprechaun who steels money and has a bag of gold next to the bed, herpes -n-s, crocodile skin underpants, bosnian hater, small p-n-s
who’s the foxy chick?
that’s maximiljana dude, dah!
pull that p-n-s out!

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