Maximo


is highly intelligent. often to hard on himself. he is funny. atristic. maximo is a great lover. his life has a soundtrack and everyone in his life has a song. he makes people smile. he can be hard to deal with at times.
i’d marry him. he must be a maximo
a guy who appears to want p-ssy all hours of the day

but in secrecy hearts the men

or

a guy who woke up ripplingly buff randomly and was noted on by all who saw
random girl: oooooh he looks buff might try with him

leon and nick: no way girlfriend! his manly exterior may entice you, but he wants c-ck

maximo: you’ve got me there

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