Maximum Finger Capacity
the number of fingers – to the nearest whole unit – in which a woman’s v-g-n- can facilitate.
coined by four intellectuals in ‘top spoons’ lancaster.
22/03/2014
“met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. but as the night progressed it increased to 3.”
“caroline has the perfect mfc of 3”
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