Max’s Law
moore’s law states that processor speed will increase by a factor of 2 every 18 months (or thereabouts). physical limitations no longer make this realistic. therefore, we propose max’s law: “if it’s good enough to watch p-rn, it’s good enough.”
it’s elementary my dear watson, it’s max’s law.
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