may 5th
aka cinco de mayo.
the day of emense party in mexico and anywhere else that wants a good time.
“whats today?”
“may 5th, why?”
“par-tay”
my birthday
yo sonja, whens your birthday?
today b-tches!
what alot of ignorant people call mexican independence day but in reality mexico’s independence day is sept 16
aka 5 de mayo
don’t let a mexican hear you say may 5th is mexico’s independence day cuz they’ll kick ur -ss
ignorante person: viva méxico today is may 5th which is mexicos independence day
the day gaurdians of the galaxy 2 comes out!
cinco de mayo is now may 5th
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