Mayabag


a total c-nt sponge
when sh-t splatters all up on your -n-s from the person who used the toilet before you and you realize that tube of lipstick under your foot is a used tampon bl–dying your shoe, when, suddenly, you get a text message explaining that everyone in your bl–dy family was slaughtered and fed to horse-faced wh-r-s – – – that’s a mayabag

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    rarely used contraction of the phrase “may not”. student: teacher, may i go to the bathroom. teacher: no, you mayn’t. you should’ve went before the cl-ss started.

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    feeling darragh is the general term used when one feels ugly,sad,unhappy,fat and/or unwanted feeling darragh:’i think i put on weight,im feeling darragh’…’my dad hit me today,im feeling darragh’…my girlfirend/boyfirend dumped me today,im feeling darragh’ etc.

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    the brown way of saying fire. (pr-nounced: fee-er) wow that’s 5 shots in a row he’s on feer.

  • meekatharra

    a small western australian town with 800 residents. a motorola razr mobile/cell phone will suggest that you are trying to tell someone about meekatharra when you type ‘meek’ into a new sms message. “got bitten by a snake in meekatharra. yep.”

  • Onderlinde

    possessing a higher pitched voice than normal. usually in the range of 50,000 – 60,000 hz. the young girl had one onderlinde of a voice. the onderlindied voice of the 3 year old was piercing.


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