mayan butt plug
when your friend comes back from a trip to south america with a souvenir that resembles a b-tt plug. you immediately call him out on it but he insists it’s a mayan keepsake…but we all know what it is.
“hey guys i got you this mayan souvenir from my trip to south america.” “you mean this mayan b-tt plug?”
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