Mayan Milkshake


similar to the sacajawean smoothie, but with more of a mexican flair. this s-xual act involves the stuffing of a females mouth with typical mayan foods such as corn, black beans, guacamole, salsa, red (or green) peppers, and other extemporaneous foods that are at your disposal. once the mouth is properly stuffed, the male then places his erect genitalia inside said females mouth and “blends” the milkshake with his manhood.
hey liz, are you hungry for a mayan milkshake?

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