mayan sleeper


when you choke a person by placing your genitals inside his or her mouth and -j-c-l-t-ng in both of their nostrils.
bill: otto, what happened to luke?
otto: had to give that b-tch the mayan sleeper!
the act of inserting one’s t-st-cl-s into a girl (or boy) mouth and c-mming into that person’s nostrils. the lack of oxygen causes them to “go to sleep”
jorge gave david a mayan sleeper the other day and now david is dead. hahaahaha

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