maybe-perhaps


the most p-ssive aggressive way of saying “no”.
“maybe” is about 40% of “yes”, and “perhaps” is approx. 20% of “maybe”.
person 1: are you going to look for a job today?

person 2: look, i just woke up and it’s only 3 o’clock in the afternoon. i still need my morning coffee, so after that i’ll start job hunting, maybe-perhaps.

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