Mayfaired


used to describe something that is cramped in a small sp-ce.
man: bl–dyh-ll it’s mayfaired on this bus.
otherman:yeah man i blame labour.
when a player, in the game of monopoly (british version), is forced to declare him/herself bunkrupt after landing on mayfair owned by other player. upon declaring oneself bankrupt, the owner of mayfair adornes a top hat and performs a cleveland steamer on the losing player.

not part of the official rules, but enjoyed by aristocrats nationwide.
person 1: why does my monopoly board sell of dookie and -ss juice?

person 2: sorry, pal. i got mayfaired last night by a mate with -ss cancer.

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