mayflower fresh
the term used to describe really really dark black people. i’m talking navy blue here. they are fresh from the mayflower boat from africa. we know, we know the mayflower didnt even carry black slaves like the aurore or whatever but it still just sounds so funny to point at a really dark brother and say – mayflower fresh right there.
“yo that jay-z is serious mayflower fresh” “like ikr man”
“you know who’s mayflower fresh?” “who?” “your mom” “-_-” “jk, denzel washington” “lol”
“kirsten stewart wouldn’t be mayflower fresh if she dyed her hair with cool-aid and ate fried chicken for the rest of her life!”
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