Maygol
a persian name for a girl that means “a beautiful flower that when it blooms smells like a sweet red wine”
person 1: i am having a persian baby, i want to give it a name that is not familiar to most people what should i name it?
person 2: you should name your persian baby maygol!
when you walk into a room and everybody thinks that you farted because the minute you walk in, somebody else farts and blames it on you. also, a reverse maygol consists of leaving a room after farting, so as to place the blame on somebody else.
“i walked into a room and elizabeth totally farted right when i walked in, then she blamed it on me!”
“ooo, b-mmer, she totally maygol-ed your -ss.”
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