Mayhem-cident
a type of accident that would make a great story and creates a significant amount of damage. when telling the story, one would paint a colorful picture that seems to be a chaotic-bound situation that results in mayhem.
dean winters, the all-state mayhem actor, would make it funny if the story was produced into a commercial by dry humor and witty remarks that are very blunt.
“dude, i had a mayhem-cident last night. i was minding my own business watching ‘dude, where’s my car?’ while driving and ashton kutcher t-boned me!” said driver
“good thing you saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to geico last week.” gecko
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