Mayhem
black metal legends. quite possibly the coolest f-cking band in existence. has a very violent history.
“mayhem=true norwegian black metal!!”
norweigan metal band. famed more for stabbings than music
count grishnack
he’s going to do some mayhem style sh-t with that knife
apparently, it’s dean winters causing damage to everyone’s car and making you wait 97 minutes on hold while trying to reach your insurance company, and yet it’s impossible to hate this guy.
get allstate and be better protected from mayhem, like me.
the band of euronymous, the great black metal spokesman who convinced the likes of emperor and immortal to be teh kvlt black metal they are instead of death metal, without euronymous you wouldn’t have the first wave of norwegian black metal. also the band was great for the first bit then euronymous got juked and they kind of went downhill from there. unfortunately criticized for being popular which in the black metal world seems to equal fail, this is wrong.
guy 1 “mayhem kicks -ss, de mysteriis dom sathanas is epic win!”
guy 2 “no they don’t, teh r totl posrs!!11!!!!! blashenehredgehrs is troo kvlt black metulz!!!!
guy3 ” actually, no guy 2 you are wrong.”
the original black metal band. formed by euronymous, the greatest black metal guitarist ever to scar the eardrums. their 1993 debut, de mysteriis dom sathanas, is one ov the greatest metal alb-ms ever recorded. they are also the most satanic and…”necro”…band to ever walk the earth. in fact, only four out of the nine people to have ever played in mayhem are completely sane. necro as f-ck!!! in fact, their first vocalist, dead, committed suicide, and euronymous made necklaces out ov his skull. it is also rumored that he made a stew from dead’s brains. and, finally to top it all off, their session b-ssist for dmds, varg vikernes, hated euronymous so much that he killed him. yeah, thats right. the b-ssist who played on an alb-m killed the guitarist on the same alb-m. now that’s what i call evil!
forrest gump: mayhem are the most awesome black metal band ever, and that’s all i’ve got to say about that.
dont talk about mayhem
rachel: guys what’s mayhem?
amanda: shut up rachel. #mayhem #ronswanson
the act of being banned by a semi-admin for breaking rules on a game server.
when a semi- admin login’s in secretly and bans a repeat rules breaker with no warning.
player: i was switching teams to be on my friends and i got mayhem’ed from the server.
i found a map glitch and camped it and got mayhem’ed.
i like spamming my ubber voice pack in game and got mayhem’ed from the server again.
i troll the forum and start cr-p and got mayhem’ed from the forum again.
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