Maylen Bojangles
1. (n) the biggest h-m-s-xual ever to walk the face of the planet.
2. (adj)gay
1. (n) teh ewzors reamed maylen bojangles with t3h pencil he tried to yoink.
2. you’re so f-cking maylen bojangles
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