mayloni is joy, beauty like a booming flower. she is sweet, sensitive, and polite. mayloni feels others pain, and would cry to see anyone hurt.
to have a friend like mayloni is a great gift.
i met mayloni for the first time today, it was an amazing experience to be with someone with a great and true heart.
- sesh monkey
a person who doesnt have his own weed to smoke but always sneaks in and gets his mates to shout him a sesh david-bruh josh nevee shouts us bud but we always shout him craig – ahhaha his a little sesh monkey
- new jersey sump pump
see “new jersey soap pump”, except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper’s s*m*n as lubricant for the sump pump. mike 1: dude my hands are so cold, i could really go for a new jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a […]
a powerful, beautiful, strong minded person who sadly keep all their emotions in. doesn’t get along easily, and can snap in two seconds when met with the wrong person. where’s jerriah?
popular vote loser. to be used instead of potus when the potus failed to win the popular vote. trump supporter: you should respect the potus. normal human: you mean the pvl? no f*cking way. the pvl is not a legitimate president. he lost the popular vote. respect denied. the pvl is crying about 5 million […]