Mayocolypse
the event or events that occur at the end of the mayan calender or december 21, 2011. some prophecies include the destruction of life on the planet as the it p-sses through the axis of our galaxy, subjecting the planet to the combined gravitational pull of all the stars in it. thus causing the magnetic poles to shift. others believe the entire population of the earth will be magically enlightened and peace will rule for 1000 years.
i’m taking out my life savings and having a killer party on december 20th, it’s not like i’ll need it after the mayocolypse.
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