mayonnaise burrito
upon reaching -rg-sm, the man -j-c-l-t-s as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. mayonnaise burrito!
-“are you still dating stephanie?”
-“no. i gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me.”
-“what the f-ck is a mayonnaise burrito?”
-“search it on urban dictionary.”
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