Mayonnaise maker
1. another word for p-n-s
2. the tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. a body organ used for urination, s-xual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. if you’re a man- it’s that thing between your legs. if you’re a woman, it’s that thing that should be between your legs. basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly b-lls that provides pleasure through friction.a pleasure making machine for both s-xes.
boyfriend : -caresses girlfriend’s -ss- those buns just look so tight in that miniskirt.
girlfriend :-blushes- is that your mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
boyfriend : -hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist- buns are better with mayonnaise.
girlfriend : -turns around kisses his lips and whispers- i am not wearing any panties and i want your mayonnaise inside me.
-she opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his d-ck & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing c-ck & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast-
boyfriend:-begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. he hugs her tightly and c-ms into her with his mayonnaise maker- wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
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